Sunday, 10 July 2011

Royal Bullshit!

Hey everyone,
Lately I've been getting pretty fed up of hearing the same thing over and over again - about the Royal Couple. A glance at the Vancouver Sun headlines tonight shows literally 80% of the links having something to do with Kate or Will:
http://www.vancouversun.com/news/index.html

Royal couple honeymoon, royal couple in Calgary stampede, royal couple in Hollywood, royal couple having sex in the back of a Canadian Air Force military jet... I'm sick and tired of it! Jesus, let this royal couple just be.

"Will and Kate star in polo match!" "Will and Kate in Los Angeles!" "Will and Kate vow to return to Canada!" Seriously, is our society today so devoid of newsworthy occurrences that we have to devote headline after headline to these absolutely platitudinous people?? Aren't there deaths by the thousands from an ongoing war in the Mid-East that could use this coverage?!

What good has this couple ever shown us beside an ostentatious display of self-pampering, unproductive vacationing, and superficial wealth? Granted, I do think Kate is extremely pretty, and the ornate attire she adorns is nothing short of astounding. Will, well... he's old and balding. But is this what we value nowadays? We fawn over the colour and style of her wedding dress, the height and make of her heels, and the freaking band and cup of her bra.

Meanwhile, on the split-second news headline stream, US is deferring millions in Pakistani Military Aid, South Sudan earns its independence, massive oil spill cover-up and scandal in China, Japan braces another earthquake... Bah, but who's counting right?

And so, my question is this:
What good has ever come of the Royal Couple?

Go ahead guys, prove me wrong.

59 comments:

  1. Pointless diversion from serious business?

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  2. I don't know either. I wanna ask the same thing. hmm :)

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  3. yeah, i don't really care about the royal couple or whatever

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  4. "the only people fit to lead are those that lack the mental capacity to do so" - Douglass Adams

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  5. You can't talk about real news, don't be silly. That stuff's boring and unimportant.

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  6. i hate all the news about (royal) couples. like i care who does who...

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  7. bleah.

    The Royal Couple has nothing in their favor, unless you count the good looks and sexy British accents.

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  8. News priorities. Nobody wants to hear about the truth.

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  9. It doesn't mean I hate this royal couple.But sometimes I just figure,there is no sensitivity of the saddest things happen out there,just like in my country itself,many people live in poverty and force them to take & eat the food from garbage.I don't know...how these people will see the luxury from this couple.

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  10. i like that the Quebecois protested them with signs that said "parasites go home".

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  11. Indeed, it's annoying to always hear this kind of pseudo-news.

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  12. I have no idea I am sort of sick of them.

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  13. good to know that not only I don't care about the private lives of others

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  14. AnonymousJuly 10, 2011

    The only good thing the royal couple will ever do is have royal children... and that's not really good, but its not bad

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  15. I think they got too much attention.

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  16. I know what you mean! like freaking get over it already stupid media!

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  17. Yeah its dumb. Expect to keep hearing it too -_-

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  18. "Seriously, is our society today so devoid of newsworthy occurrences that we have to devote headline after headline to these absolutely platitudinous people?? Aren't there deaths by the thousands from an ongoing war in the Mid-East that could use this coverage?!"

    there are no newsworthy occurrences if the elite that run Canada, the world, etc. make it so that there are no newsworthy occurrences so they can keep Canadian, American, etc. citizens in the dark about what they are doing ad what is going on :/

    also, our society today is a society that will riot, destroy, maim, kill, etc. over a fucking hockey game and things of that sort, so I don't know if there's really any hope for them at all

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  19. It's a waste of news!

    http://thebasementx.blogspot.com

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  20. We're going down the same route as we did with Princess Diana, every single move she makes reported to the point of saturation until somebody winds up dead.

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  21. I totally agree - tired of all this royal couple BS

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  22. I kinda agree. They dont represent much, they are celebrities more than anything. People love celebrities, thats how it works. But then again, kings queens and princes dont mean crap since 1800 or something hahahah

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  23. i agree too.
    nice post good opinions!

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  24. someone should assassinate them, that would make me lol.

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  25. I say it all the time. "I fear for the future of the human race." They're just two people with a lot of money.

    >Bart

    That's going a little far =\ Plus it would just make them even more prevalent in the media. Headlines all over the place. "The Couple's Killer" "Funeral Plans" " Casket Size" "Memorial Invites" etc

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  26. I agree with you on this! There's plenty of more important things going on in the world.

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  27. AnonymousJuly 10, 2011

    Inherited wealth and inherited power are inherently flawed, and as a person living in a country that fought a war against those ideals, I find it sick that so many Americans are fawning over these creeps.

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  28. Who cares about them...

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  29. I'll never understand the fascination. Some of my friends disgust me.

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  30. Interesting post. Lots for me to think about when I go to die

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  31. It just about sums up our world's obsession with others lives.

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  32. I don't give a single f*ck to the Royal couple. Some of my friends are obssessive about this and another celebrity gossips.

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  33. I didn't care about them before they were married, I don't give a damn now, but I do offer a simple solution to your problem. Send them to Afghanistan. It's win-win. I do love a good old fashioned rant, and a laugh, and I got both here, so why not follow lol. As for what they've done, well, they caused a four day weekend, that's enough to get them a lot of praise. Most Americans seem a lot more fond of them than we Brits, which is odd, they spent years, YEARS trying to get rid of our royal family, now they want them back! It's hilarious.

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  34. I completely agree, that stuff has been annoying me too.

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  35. AnonymousJuly 10, 2011

    I'm not too fussed with them either.

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  36. These Royal Shit are getting on my nerves, they act as if people should care about them the way tabloids over-publicize them.

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  37. nothing good has ever emerged from the royal couple, i agree! ROYAL BULLSHIT!

    +1 follower! follow back if you want!

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  38. I guess that what people who read newspapers want to read about, either that or the Editors have no idea what is going on?

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  39. People use them as a balancing act, so the general public won't panic. E.G. They counter all the bad shit on the new with the "royal couple".

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  40. I'm sure someone must have gotten trampled during one of their appearances... that's a good thing, I think... survival of the fittest, no?

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  41. i didn't even know about a royal wedding or anything until a few days after it happened. not because i am cut of from the world, but because i don't pay attention to things i dont care about. Oh, also +1 follower and check mine out. http://conflictedguy.blogspot.com/

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  42. I have acquired a rather bitter attitude that is or even may be media related. No one cares to hear about the ongoing conflict and meaningless death in the Congo and Somalia. But the royals, that's news. IMO, they are nothing more than a bunch of wealthy, do nothings that wear hideous headwear.

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  43. So much publicity and bs on other people's lives. I wonder when will we start living on Mars? I wanna get out this planet.

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  44. This is why I don't follow the news.

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  45. i think the royalty is bull shit.

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  46. There's a lot of old-world charm and mystery tied up in royalty--the rest of the human population seems to unwittingly feel cowed in their presence. Remember, these are people (Will, at least) descended from people who once gained total power by convincing thousands of human beings that God had ordained the royalty to rule. Think about that in the foggy, relaxed part of your brain that handles abstracts and truths. The royals are interesting, alright.

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  47. im in america and i have to say that nobody cares for them over here hahaha

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  48. now dis some bullshit

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  49. yeah the hype is pretty silly really. there really is nothing special about the couple and why giv them your precious attention when there are more important things in the world to fawn over

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  50. They stimulate our economy by selling tons of issues of those grocery store rags by the registers.

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  51. Agreed, a useless figurehead with too much money and no practical powers. May as well get rid of the Royal Family imo.

    Nice blog, following :)

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  52. I completely agree.

    I feel the same way about the hype surrounding the Casey Anthony trial.

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  53. The Royal Couple are nothing more than glorified Celebrities.

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  54. only old people and moist teenagers care about such trivial things... most normal people are more concerned with the coming oil crisis and whatnot...

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  55. it seriously appears to be the only news anyone responds to, so newspapers and channels are just playing to the choir.

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  56. Weird how the rest of the world cares more about the royal couple than England does.

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  57. As long as their are people to talk about, celebrities to dish on, and something scandalous going on, it will be all over the news! I hate it as much as the next person, but as long as people are buying the papers, viewing the web pages, and choosing to read that over important headlines, it will continue.

    Thanks for a great blog! Following you :)

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  58. Yeah, it's a sick society we live in. Royal people are no different from normal people, and this wedding thing wouldn't have been a big deal if people wouldn't have thought it was a big deal, thus making it a big deal...

    But most of all, both the wedding and monarchy in general is a huge waste of money.

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