Sweet, sweet hangover.
Anyway, the dorm parties around here are ridiculous. And it's incredible how welcoming they are to residents of other dorms or even outsiders. Almost like we're all one big family!
The last thing I remember doing was shouting "BRING ON THE BEER!" at the top of my lungs as I walked in. This morning I woke up with my goddamn pants stolen and obscenities sharpied all over my face. I look up at the sea of people passed out on the ground, shit splattered all over the walls and empty alcoholic beverage containers strewn throughout the place. The keg is dry, the bottles are done... And as always, the sinks and toilets are clogged.
So I just find my pants from atop the refrigerator (...the hell?) slip 'em on and slip out without a word. Classy, no?
Thank god it's not my place!
argh, I hate hangovers !
ReplyDeleteSounds like a fun night. Reminds me of my freshman year. Enjoy it while it lasts. The last two years most people tend to buckle down and actually get work done.
ReplyDeleteOh god...I remember dorm parties they were always good until the friggin RA's making rounds broke em up. I remember a kid started writing on my face one time and I snapped to consciousness for a second throwing my arm forward and breaking his nose...needless to say noone wrote on my face anymore haha
ReplyDelete:3
ReplyDeletegetting a beer
That's an awesome pic. Thanks for following. I got your back.
ReplyDeleteWell I didn't stay at a dorm when I was in college a few years back, but I can relate to your experience. :)
ReplyDeleteUni FTW! :D
pants don't go there!
ReplyDeleteNever been to a uni dorm party. Sounds like fun
ReplyDeleteHahaha It's not a party until someone looses their pants.
ReplyDeleteI hate when I lose my pants in the morning.
ReplyDeletealways the best when you wake up before everyone else and can just slip out like you were never there.
ReplyDeleteha, sounds like a crazy party
ReplyDeleteYour dorm room life sounds so much more exciting than mine! Where do you go to school?!
ReplyDeleteThat's what I call a good night :)
ReplyDeleteI miss college
ReplyDeletehaha, sounds like an event-packed night dude!
ReplyDeleteHAHA did your pants got stolen?!
ReplyDeleteI loled!
Following :)
It's a sad story but i can't stop laugh! :D
ReplyDeleteStuff like this occasionally happens at high school parties around here, but there are always people around to help you out in the morning! Following you, the rest of your post are pretty funny :p
ReplyDeleteSounds like you had one hell of a night.
ReplyDeletehaha wow i love that pumpkin
ReplyDeleteThat's why I don't throw house parties that often lol. Following!
ReplyDeleteEasy way to avoid a hangover is to have drinks of water in-between other drinks. That picture is scary, by the way. Thank you for posting!
ReplyDeletesounds like a lot of fun
ReplyDeleteWow I thought those things only happened in movies (I'm not american), glad to see you had fun, epic story :)
ReplyDeleteLol, nice story.
ReplyDeleteHahaha great story.
ReplyDeleteI know the feeling of THAT hangover. Weekend bender then comes class bright and early Monday morning, I'm with you all the way
ReplyDeleteUgh, that's why I never do parties on my account.
ReplyDeletehaha, gotta love college life...
ReplyDeletelol Alcohol is a helluva drug isn't it?
ReplyDeletehaha for a quick second i thought there was ACTUAL SHIT splattered all over the walls. i have a very visual imagination.
ReplyDeleteSome of the best times you can have, you can't even remember, hahaha
ReplyDeleteYeah! Thank god it's not your place is right, I've had to deal with it on the other end of the stick, it sucks ASS!
ReplyDeletehaha, glad you had a fun night though!
Sounds like fun.
ReplyDeleteWow. I don't think I've ever partied that hard bro.
ReplyDeleteI stopped partying to make sure I can maintain a 3.5 gpa, but I do know what you mean. Don't party too hard now!
Yeah! Thiw was the good party. I remember many of party, but your is really cool
ReplyDeleteAlas, I will never know what it means to be hungover.
ReplyDeleteugh, never been that drunk.
ReplyDeletethat's a silly thing to yell!
ReplyDeleteKeep it classy bro
ReplyDeleteNote to your future self: Use a belt!
ReplyDeleteHaha I love that "Thank goodness this isn't my place" feeling but I sure feel bad for whomever it belongs to
ReplyDeleteHahaha sounds like a great time, if only you had remembered it :P I love the pumpkin picture by the way.
ReplyDeleteHahha, I will have to shout that tonight. Just going out for some beer pong.
ReplyDeleteThe parties here at ASU are pretty insane too.
ReplyDeleteAwesome pumpkin carving, following you!
ReplyDeleteHaha Epic! Sounds pretty familiar, looks like all dorms are the same!
ReplyDeletei will sadly never experience dorm life cause i live too close to my college
ReplyDeleteI would hate to have to clean that mess!
ReplyDeleteSounds like a hell of a party, been a while since i drank my way to oblivion and im starting to miss it
ReplyDeleteI lived in a residence hall for two years. It was a great experience.
ReplyDeletehow soon you will grow past this... enjoy it while you can....
ReplyDeleteGotta love getting wasted and not remember wtf happened the next morning! Followed!
ReplyDeleteThat's the funniest picture bro... Will be following your uni life :)
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Classy, just damn classy.
ReplyDeleteI hate pumpkin beer, prefer bud ice
ReplyDeletesweet sweet hangover is a mantra i live my life by.
ReplyDeleteThis is why I liked living off campus, lol. Never have been into all that...being around people thing. Have fun.
ReplyDeleteCrazy shit. I never drink too much, I dont want my pants to go missing.
ReplyDeleteAll this sounds so familiar LOL
ReplyDeletelol @ pumpkin :D
ReplyDeleteAlthough I'm not a student this is EXACTLY how most of my sundays start! :D
ReplyDeletehaha nice one man. Lold at your pants :D
ReplyDeleteWow i see this movies about university i wonder how in Holland is :D
ReplyDeletelove the picture ^^
ReplyDeleteYou really gotta feel for the guy whose place that was though. Yeah sometimes there's no better feeling than that rush of confidence alcohol gives you. Then again, sometimes there's nothing worse.
ReplyDeleteahhhhhhhhhhhhhh the sweet awesome life of University xD
ReplyDeletehaha, hilarious, makes me want to go to more university parties
ReplyDeleteAHAH! loved this post xD i'm a college student too. where i study, wednesday nights are usually more 'agressive' than the other nights of the week. and, of course, at thursdays 50% of the students don't go to classes, lol.
ReplyDeleteAhaha man i'm smashed atm!
ReplyDeletehaha the pic is classicc
ReplyDeleteDamn, IHATE hangovers, killss >.<
ReplyDeleteaahah amazing story :)
ReplyDeleteThat's student life, part of youth.Just enjoy it. But of course, don't go overboard.It will be funny to remember all these things several years from now.
ReplyDeletehaha thats pretty funny sounds like a great night!~
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Beer got you that wasted? :/
ReplyDeleteHang overs suck so bad.
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