Some school-related FML lines!
Today, during a class, I noticed some racist statements and symbols on a table. While erasing them, I bent down to pick up my dropped pencil. I look back up to see a teacher, and got a suspension. FML
Today, I had to present a powerpoint in front of my class. When I was finished, no one clapped. On my way back to my seat, I slipped on a pencil and fell straight on my face. That's when everyone clapped. FML
Today, my math teacher brought his laptop to tally up all our scores for our report card. He then displayed the results on a big screen in front of the whole class. The ones who failed were marked yellow. I was the only one marked yellow. FML
Today, I was in class when someone came in with a rose for me. My teacher made me read the card aloud: "I'm breaking up with you, happy Valentine's." It was from my boyfriend. FML
Today, I finally got a reply to the letter to a celebrity that I had to write for my English class. It was a restraining order. FML
Today, my English teacher told me that I failed my grammar test. Her exact words were "You ain't gonna pass this class if you ain't gonna study." FML
Enjoy!
Haha, I love these. I can't imagine anything like that happening to me.
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ReplyDeleteHaha these are great, we all have those FML moments from time to time.
ReplyDeleteI was the only one marked yellow ;D hehehe good
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So much misfortune.. These are some of the best though. Nice post :]
ReplyDeletehehe, i like the last one :)
ReplyDeletehaha thats way too funny :DD
ReplyDeleteThese are so funny, but also very embarrassing. I would feel like garbage if it had happened to me.
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ReplyDeleteAwesome! I think the first one is the best.
ReplyDeleteI feel bad for the 2nd student but that moment must have be funny as hell lol
ReplyDeleteThese people need to study more.
ReplyDeleteBut then so do I, FML
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bummer:( keep your head up
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ReplyDeletelol @ your english teacher.
ReplyDeleteGot kick out for asking what the question presented to the class was today. LOL I wanted clarification but he assumed I wasnt paying attention.
ReplyDeleteLol omg I ain't talk no good.
ReplyDeleteHa! The best was clearly saved for last!
ReplyDeleteFirst one is the best. Thanks for the collection :)
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ReplyDeleteLmao! these are all so funny.
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ReplyDeletePretty sure that last one came straight outa the mouth of my comp 2 teacher
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ReplyDeleteThese are all really funny =D
especially the valentines ^^
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lol those are so funny. I haven't been to FML in awhile, thanks for catching me up.
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ReplyDeletehope the next days will be better for you!
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Haha truly all FML moments.
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ReplyDeleteAhahahah these are awesome
ReplyDeletehaha that last one is funny!
ReplyDeleteFuck that bitch!
ReplyDeleteLol, i'm sorry, but that presentation/fall deal was funny
ReplyDeleteLol too funny
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ReplyDeleteI enjoyed :3
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Looks like someone has a case of the mondays
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ReplyDeletelol being the only one failing has got to be the worst
ReplyDeleteHaha the first one was funny
ReplyDeletehaha valentines day one was funny
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hahaha the presentation one happened to me once.
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If the internet... hell, if "FML" had been around when I was in kindergarden, then I'd have several to add to the list!
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